President of Al Anbar

2003-11-30T23:51:00.000-08:00

Well, the orders have been sent. I have ordered all the fighters in Al Hasaqah, Halab, and Ar Raqqah to 'blend' in with the civilian population. The police force has been ordered to go on duty and keep law and order, but they are not to cooperate with the Drakonians. In every part that the Drakonians re-enter, the police force is to disband and refuse to assist the Drakonians and their allies.

The situation looks good for Al Anbar. The only thing I see that could happen is that the people will think that the army is no match for the Drakonians that they will no longer fight. I hope this is not the cause of my action. I also hope that our good allies, the Crownguardians, also do not see it that way and keep fighting with us and not think that we're laying the burden on them to defend Al Anbar.

Uday has reported that his Fedayeen forces are preparing to engage the infidels as soon as they head toward other key cities. He has also reported that all orders that I have given so far have been carried out and that the morale and spirit of the soldiers and the People's Army is high.

In other news, I heard that the Presidential Palace in Baghdad was attacked. Just after I finished rebuilding it, they damage it again. It took me four months to repair it after the war with the American infidels in March. I hope they are not trying to "get smart" and try to demolish everything I have created to beautify Al Anbar. I have worked hard to establish something for the Al Anbar people to admire after I am gone and I hope the people will understand.

2003-11-28T19:26:00.001-08:00

Ah, after these many long weeks, I am able to write in my log again. We have once again been pushed into a war against the aggressors, but we will remain victorius. Our soldiers have continued to hold the infidels from taking over any city. I am amazed that so many people have fought this time. In our last war, many had abandoned their positions, but this time, we enjoy the support of the population and of the majority of the soldiers.

In other news, Uday has left for the front lines and is making sure that my orders are being followed. He has taken up residence at a small house in Idlib, southeast of Halab. Uday has also brought the majority of the Fedayeen out with him to defend the cities and launch attacks on the infidels.

It is also amazing that the enemy has not attacked any of our palaces, or attempted to kill me or my sons like in the last war with the American infidels. They have already shown their military incompetence, this just shows their political incompetence. We will win the war. There will be no question about it.

Long live Iraq. Long live Jihad.

2003-11-28T19:26:00.000-08:00

2003-10-16T17:21:00.000-07:00

Al Anbar remains victorius. We have had to only lease a 10 KM x 10 KM space of rocky, mostly uninhabited land that the infidel Ellans cannot even access. And now we have placed such harsh terms on the renewal of the lease that they will probably not even accept the terms.

In other news, Bashir Assad is indeed trying to kill me. I've put him under secret house arrest.

Also, Uday has gone on another drinking and party spree. I've had him confined to his sub-palace with no visitors. Qusay agrees with me on this.

I believe I will be placing Qusay in Bashir Assad's position.

2003-10-15T23:34:00.000-07:00

My economic revitalization plans have truely strengthed the economy of Al Anbar. UN now classifies our economy as "Struggling" instead of "Imploded" and "Basket Case" of just a few days ago. Al Anbar will soon be a world economic and militaristic power to be reckoned with.

I have heard that the Ba'ath Party in GazaStrip have removed all Zionists from their lands and have closed all trade with them... All I can say is that they are true Arabs. They have stood up to a strong enemy -- the Zionist entity -- and have achieved independence and have finally rid their land of the Zionists.

In other news, I think that Vice President Bashir Assad, who became VP after the unification of Iraq and Syria, is plotting against me. I have ordered him to be watched carefully and anything that he orders now first has to go through me before being approved.

That is all for now, blog.

2003-10-15T23:29:00.000-07:00

Ah, my new blog...